White Power

Running wild late on this, so lemme just jump into it: I know it won't be the first time, but go ahead and tell Joe Biden to pull the plug. Now. He needs to hear it in his head like a damn Vanilla Ice record until the day he drops out, if for no other reason, cause it’ll save all of us the misery of watching yet another out of touch white politician try to make his complete lack of understanding of the actual country he’s supposed to be running sound like it’s an okay thing. I mean, really?
Back 2 the Basics: Slopes of Snow edition
Sundance isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Unless you’re into fighting your way into the club – even ballers were having trouble at the door – and freezing your balls off. I will say this, tho, Grace Is Gone deserved the Audience Award and the $4 mil Weinstein deal. Look for it in theaters this year. It’s profound and it’s life. Impressive all around.
Weapons, starring Nick Cannon and Paul Dano, is a train wreck but will probably garner some attention cause folks love to get all worked up about kids and guns. That said, lemme say this, just ’cause a few folks under 25 have sex, get high and get got don’t think it’s a socially significant statement. Often, such plot twists are just a cheap ploy to get folks talking about something that otherwise ain’t worth wasting the breath. And if someone can please tell me what city they’re actually supposed to be in, I’d be appreciative – Screw music, “whoady,” and mountains, wtf?!?!?
The good folks over at 5WPR treated us well, so shouts to them. Their lodge was retarded, the food was unfortunate, and the house parties (starring Nick Cannon, Patron and plenty of Budweiser Select) were fun – two out of three ain’t bad. Gotta give it up to our hosts as well – Club Lespri. We stayed in the Deer Lake Village development, which was about as winter wonderland as you could want.

Nothing beats sitting in an outdoor hot tub in the freezing cold. Except, maybe steak at Club Lespri’s Cellar Prime Steak – much thanks to the dude at the desk for the recommendation and the wait-staff for keeping the drinks and the jokes flowing. 'Course at some point, you gotta expect nothing less. Vegas is gonna be nuts.

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James Clay Jensen says:
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06/21/2007 at 2:03 PM