Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
This is going to sound like hyperbole and needless boosterism no matter how you slice it, but if there is one thing I wish I could do right now, it's post the "Intro" to Soulja Boy's souljaboytellem.com, out in October.
My best description: A brief exchange between Mr. Collipark and Soulja Boy opens things.
Soulja Boy: What we gon do today Mr. Collipark?
Mr. Collipark: Same thing we do everyday Soulja Boy. Try and crank the world.
The following 53 seconds are syncopated "Ahhhh"s and "Yooooouh"s from "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)" chopped up, coupled with huge, booming bass hits and dashes of Collipark's post-bounce keyboards.
Then Soulja Boy shouts "From the Internet to mainstream!"
And closes with "Soulja Boy Tell 'em, the movement! You better get with it."
Ext. into "Crank Dat (Soulja Boy)."
That's how you open a fucking album! Gotta love this kid. The Internet will eat us all alive.

Comments
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destiny says:
man i love yo songs and i love u can u send me a friend request on myspace here is my user name: destiny_jones13@yahoo.com please
10/24/2007 at 7:36 PM
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Tray says:
If you think that's funny, check out the intro to Da Muzicianz's album, another Collipark project.
09/20/2007 at 6:00 AM