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Kill Your Idols: The Beatles Week. Again.

Posted 03/20/2008 at 3:14 PM  |  1 comment/s

Hey, we're late again, sorry folks. Actually not too sorry, the big homie JC is departing this mortal coil at VIBE, onto other things - though not away from Kill Your Idols, which will definitely play out the string all the way down to David Archuleta's uncomfortable victory. So join us again for an abbreviated chat about this week's train wreck of a follow-up to Lennon-McCartney week, this time with more George Harrison.

Sean Fennessey: SPECIAL I'M QUITTING SO MY PRIORITIES AIN'T STRAIGHT EDITION
Jon Caramanica: don't you mean, SPECIAL I'M QUITTING SO MY PRIORITIES ARE STRAIGHT EDITION?
SF: That's for you to say mon frere.
JC: that's what i say, nephew
SF: I thought you were gonna be like Kristy Lee Cook, hanging on as long as you could.
SF: But nah you went out like a soldier.
JC: swag speechifying
JC: tears
SF: WILD TEARS
JC: clean desktop
JC: much respect to those who shared
SF: I tried to get Chikezie to play the Half-King last night.
SF: He was all booked up.
JC: at the Rodeo Bar
SF: Jamborees on his schedule for days.
JC: Rissi Palmer duet TBD
SF: Chikezie/Allison Krauss album in the works?
JC: Cowboy Troy: hating
JC: Do you think Chikezie made that decision on his own?
SF: If he did it makes me like him even more.
SF: He's literally the only interesting person left on the show
JC: Ramiele
JC: Her inner world is fascinating, I bet
SF: Yeah, she's fun, I guess. She really lost her skills though
JC: She'd be more comfortable at a Roxy Cottontail party
SF: YOUR WIFE!
JC: if only!
JC: boo boo, I'll buy you a new kaffiyeh
JC: purple
JC: cute
JC: come holler
SF: Yo, I heard Chapstick is tryna holler at David Archuleta with that supa early endorsment money.
JC: PAUSE
JC: I need Archuleta on a record with Cam
JC: what would it be named?
SF: "Monopoly Money"
JC: "Pink Paper"
SF: "Sex, Lies and Duct Tape"
JC: "Daddy Issues"
SF: "Toys R Us Kids"
SF: (obvious sample there)
JC: "My Crew Hates Me"
JC: You notice how they were recalibrating this week?
JC: Kristy's pre-roll was all sympathetic and kind
JC: Archuleta's was all about how he fucked up
JC: They're trying to narrow the gap
SF: Michael Johns bullshitting about his dead friend
SF: Brooke White admitting her awkward dancing
SF: All part of the game.
JC: A lot of talky talky this week
SF: Gotta fill those two hours
JC: Reminded me how uninterested I am in these people
JC: Also, Brooke and Cook were really believing their own hype this week
SF: Cook can taste that Daughtry money already.
SF: He sees the Seven Mary Three gaps out there.
SF: I can't blame, there's money out there.
JC: He keeps up with the talkbox, he'll be looking at that Chromeo money instead
JC: Hi Dave!
SF: That's money?
JC: un petit peu
SF: Good jackets prolly, though.
JC: Chromeo = Gnarls Barkley?
SF: Ilene is totally sprung on Brooke White, too by the way.
SF: She's the biggest niche artist in the whole crew.
JC: Even in that yellow dress?
SF: Quote: "I'm just so into her."
SF: What do you say to that?
JC: 1. SHE CAN'T SING
JC: 2. You should be excited.
SF: She's harmless
SF: If Ingrid Michaelson is out here doing things there's no reason Brooke White can't
JC: It is the moment I feared
JC: Scared girls are everywhere
SF: Here to seek revenge for all the wrongdoing.
SF: By quietly telling you how they feel.
SF: In verse.
JC: For the record, I have done no wrong to these women
JC: Not a lot
JC: Some
JC: Not as much as you'd think
JC: OK OK
JC: I'm sorry
JC: Stop whining
SF: You and Amanda Overmyer!
SF: I knew it!
I thought middle America would hold her down this week
considering she was dressed like a WWE Diva
SF: They were too busy getting busy to Kristy's power balladry.
SF: Which, in the hands of Shania Twain, I actually think would work.
JC: I've never liked a country singer less than Kristy Lee Cook
JC: Terri Clark, come home, all is forgiven
SF: Did you care about anything else this week?
JC: Besides my impending freedom?
JC: I cared about how much Syesha lied
JC: A lying liar who lies
JC: Bad actress
JC: Even her HAIR was lying
SF: Not lying: Her cleavage.
SF: Now THAT was a calculated move.
JC: She's gross
JC: She'll be a snooze on tour
JC: I actually thought Castro was good
JC: APC tight jeans and all
SF: He's nice.
SF: Just nice.
JC: also, did Ryan really say last night, "What's up dreads?"
SF: it was more like "What's up Dreads."
SF: The proper name.
JC: Get a Details cover and lose perspective
SF: Seacrest is the best.
SF: The show does not work without him, which is quite a feat if you consider he used to play straight man to Dunkelman
JC: He is, if you can believe it, bigger than Idol
JC: He's slumming two nights a week
SF: Just like us!
JC: When did you stop slumming the other 5?
SF: OOF
JC: Thoughts on the fall of Carly Smithson?
JC: in inverse proportion to the depth of her foundation
SF: I just can't deal with her anymore, broken wing metaphors and whatnot.
SF: That person put people out of a job!
JC: It's because of her that I'll eventually be reduced to reviewing community theater productions in Billings, Montana 5 years from now
JC: I QUIT!

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