Hush, Hush, Pass: Ashanti's Back, Mariah's Golden Glow, Dangermouse's Prank on a Skank
Move over Cassie, the original featherweight singer Ashanti is coming to snatch the mic back. In the two years since her last CD she's been busy filming movies, promoting products, and mourning the loss of her cousin. But now she's offically ready to work on her fourth album, due in 2007.

Mariah Carey is so busy on tour that she doesn't have time to get her tan on like normal people, but that's where her personal tan sprayer comes in. Yes, Mimi has someone on tour with her to spray on her golden glow nightly before she hits the stage. This job sounds a lot better than the infamous Jennifer Lopez nipple tweaker.
Dangermouse has been up to some funny business in England. The paler half of Gnarls Barkley pulled quite a prank on celebuskank Paris Hilton. With the help of a British graffiti artist he altered 500 copies of the Paris CD by replacing the beats, artwork, and song titles and putting the copies in HMV stores across Britain. Maybe this is what drove old girl to drink?
Tags: Ashanti, Mariah Carey

Comments
1.
Felicia says:
Will y'all please stop making Mariah think that she is fine. She has a ok face and that belongs on a overweight white chick.
09/18/2006 at 7:43 PM
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shawn gregory perry says:
dangermouse is a funny mofo!!!!!!! the girl is NOT talented as many "industry experts" say...........
09/08/2006 at 1:25 AM
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Tia says:
Wow, I wonder how much a Tan Technician makes?
LMAO @ Dangermouse's prank. Now THAT is a good one!!
09/07/2006 at 7:32 PM