It's Cocaine In A Can, Baby!
Here's another product that leads us to scratch our heads: Cocaine Energy Drink.
What's next? Crack cookies?
Despite the controversial name, the red-colored energy drink does not contain any actual cocaine according to the creators. However, it does have 280 milligrams of caffeine mixed into the vitamin and mineral cocktail. The drink boasts that it is "350 percent stronger than Red Bull."
The website features a list of adult beverages to make with the energy drink and a link to "dealers"--places where you can find Cocaine. And wouldn't you know it, the drink even has a page on MySpace.
Controversy aside, this sounds like something that Dave Chappelle's Tyrone Biggums would love:

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deeda says:
a drink with a page on MySpace? oh my days ...
10/11/2006 at 11:13 AM